Cool Mobile SMS in Hindi

Santa Caught by Taliban.
Talibani (To Santa) - Islam Kabul Karo, Warna Gala Kaat diya jayega.
Santa - Yaar ye v ajeeb dharam hai, Kabul karo to Lulli Kat dete ho, na karo to Gardan!!!

A Khubsoorat Si Ladki Santa Ki Garment Shop Par Gayi Aur Boli: “Mujhe Underwear Dikhao”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Aaj Pehan Ke Nahi Aya“

Sardar Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
Sardar: “Ghanta Bhenchod, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.”

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Kal Raat Ko Ek Ladki Ne Mujhe Lift Di Aur Apni Scooty Par Bitha Ke Bahut Door Le Gayi Aur Apne Sab Kapre Utaar Ke Boli Jo Chahiye Lelo”
Dost: “Fir?”
Santa: “Maine Ne Scooty Leli Kapdo Ka Maine Kya Karna Thha“

Sardarni Pregnant Ho Gayi
Sardar Ji Apni Patni Ke Checkup Ke Liye Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Doctor Ne Checkup Ke Baad Kaha
“Sardarni Pregnant Nahi Hai Eh Gas Di Problem Hai”
Sardar: “Hey Rabba Tu Mainu Lunn Ditta Hai Ya Hawa Bharan Wala Pump“

Boss f*ck his secetery in Doggi style.
After coming home,Wife askd: Aaj bare thaky thaky lag rahe ho !
Husband : Aaj office me Kuttay ki tarha kaam kia hai ??

Teacher: Translate in Urdu,
“He gives me 14 and 15 rupees”?
Girl sharmate hue: Us ne mujhey choda aur pandra rupey diye,

Sardar ne shuk shuk (friday) men roza rakh liya
He askd 2 his son:
Vekh, Suraj dooba?
Son:nai g
Again asked: doobya ki?
Son: nai g
Sardar: Lagda Ay menu ly k he dubay ga!

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